Eeeeek. Peeeeenk!

Eeek! I can’t wait!

Im backkk!!

But I still dunno what to say.

January 02, 2008, 9:54PM, and im still at the office. Errr.

Happy New Year Everyone!

We’ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it’s only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya. And then, he came over with me. He said, “I hope you don’t mine. Can I get your number?” Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn’t give it back? He explained naman na it’s so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if i’m wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba ! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears.

Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we’ll go ouch na rin. Now, we’re so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I’m 33 na and I’m running our time. After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. “Will you marriage me?” I’m in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it’s four! This is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor.

Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng, “Well, well, well. Look do we hav e here.” What the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn’t want this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don’t want to portrait the role of the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, “please, mine you own business!” Who would believe her anyway?

Dahil it’s not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I’m so happy. Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He’s so supportive. Sabi niya, “Look at is this way. She’s our of our lives.”

Kaya advise ko sa inyo – take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we’ll just pray for the internal and external repose of your soul. I second emotion.

I thought Jay’s ex-girlfriend was really out of our lives. But heaven only goes that I was wrong. Kakakasal pa lang namin nun when Jay received a uninamous text. “Meet me at the clinic.” I had a stinking feeling in my butt. I told him not to go. It might in danger him. Pero sabi niya, ok lang daw because life is what we make. Tumahimik lang ako. Sabi niya, “Penny for you talks.” But I didn’t know what to say. Beggars can’t be losers. Isa pa, worried talaga ako na baka yung girl yun. Jay said, “Can’t got your tongue?” I tried to smile at him. Kahit di ako nagsalita, actions speak louder than works, di ba?

Be that as is may, umalis pa rin siya. I was out of the loophole. After a few hours, I called him on his cellphone. But my calls fell on Jeff’s ears. Lalo akong nag-worry kasi I didn’t even know Jeff. Sabi na nga ba di na dapat umalis si Jay. That’s what I’m talking about it.

So I tried calling some friends who will help me find Jay. That’s what friends are from naman, di ba? But I just faced a blank mall. I had to do this alone. Nag-taxi na lang ako. Pero ang mahal na pala ng plug down rate.

When I got to the clinic, the security was really buffed up. Di basta-basta makakapasok. So I said, “I beg your cordon. I’m patient. It’s my favorite virtue nga e.” Nagduda yata yung isang guard. Hinawakan ako sa arm. The nerd! I shouted, “Don’t touch me not!” Buti na lang the other guards were nice and said, “Come on, let’s join us.”

When I went inside, parang I’ve been there, done there. Nung walang nakatingin, nag-explore ako. Nakarating ako sa top floor and I had a bird’s IQ of the clinic. I could not explain it but I was drawn to a room on the floor. Siguro Divine Intermission na yun.

Parang may narinig akong umuungol. I was thorn. Di ko alam kung aalis ba ako o papasukin ko. It made me stick in the stomach to think that Jay and his ex-girlfriend were there. I tried to tell myself to slower my expectations. But to tell with it! I had to strike while the iron is not. I had to hear the truth from the corpse’s mouth. I barraged in. O my gas! Si Jay, naka-strap sa operating table, parang genie pig sa isang nakakatakot na experiment. He was on the cutting edge. He was bleeding. At ang doctor na nagpapahirap sa kanya, ang ex-girlfriend niya at ang bago nitong boyfriend, ang nurse na si Walter. Doon ko napatunayang blood is thicker than Walter.

Guess watch? Di ko alam kung paano ko nagawa pero I was able to search and rescue Jay. Siguro adrenaline brush na yun.

Now, he’s recovering. Nag-sorry siya na hindi siya nakinig sa akin. I know it’s a better pill to swallow your fried so it’s forgive and forget me not. All swell that end swell. I know we should kiss and put on makeup.

Ang ex-girlfriend naman niya at si Walter, nakakulong na. Detention is really better than cure. So the moral of the lesson is: if symptoms persist, insult your doctor.

I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though the downpour of rain should’ve makes it easy. This exuberant emotional glue I have for you cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity of what I feel for you is inevitable. This isn’t platonic. It’s real, true romance

(Si Inday, nag-eemote sa bintana, habang iniisip si Dodong, ang boyfriend niya.)

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It’s not that I don’t like you. It’s just that I feel we’re still too young to entertain thoughts of fornication in the domicile of our employers. In fact, it’s very immature to insinuate that I don’t reciprocate your emotions just because I decline to perform an act of coitus with you.

(Inday, ni-reject si Dodong na makipagsex.)

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Misis: Inday! Bumili ka nga ng mga isda! Oo nga pala, inglesera ka na nga pala ngayon. Would you please purchase many fishes for our this week’s meals?

Inday: Judging from your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term “fishes”, although rarely and erroneously used, connotes a plethora or an array of different kinds of the aforementioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing questions before I traverse the road to the wet market would be: What type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day’s catch” (Pauses) Aaaaahh. By manner of careful extrapolation, given the meager budget and this household’s quasi-peasant middle class taste, I assume then I will source the staple “Ga-lewng-gong”, am I correct?

Misis: Leche!

Inday: Oh, you meant the freshwater milkfish? The “ba-ngooz.” Is it not?

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Potatoes, when consumed in their raw state, are rapidly converted to glucose that raises insulin levels because of simple sugar. When cooked in high temperature like French fries, they produce large amount of free radicals in the body causing aging, clotting, inflammation, cancer, weight gain. 1 French fry is worse than a cigarette

(Sagot ni Inday sa amo nang tanungin siya kung bakit di siya nagluto ng French fries. Nuritionist din pala si Inday.)

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– Drunken tiger shrimp and blue lobster meat cut diagonally with caviar served with milagrosa rice (red variety rice) and apricot sauce – Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil garnish with mint leaves – Lychee and peach salad with sour cream and cream cheese topped with lemon zest

(Baon ni Jun Jun sa daycare na inihanda ni Inday)

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Heavy fire exerted by the stimulus affected the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing the Oriza Sativa to change it’s state of color, smell as well as the taste.

(Sagot ni Inday nang tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing.)

[alam ko Oryza Sativa un eh .. pero baka magalit si Inday pag nicorrect.]

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Bloody hell what the fuck did just land on my cutie top? I mean I’ve spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I have to remove this eeeewwwyyy thing in a whip wham of time.

(Inday, nag-iinarte nang matalsikan ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia.)

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Love, a wildly misunderstood, although highly desirable, malfunction of the heart that weakens the brain causes the eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.

(Inday, gumagawa ng blog entry sa multiply account niya.)

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People ask, why fall in love when being hurt. My answer? It makes me feel alive! Because whether I feel the greatest hurt or the greatest love, there’s sheer bliss or flood of tears. I’m on top of the world or at the bottom of the done chain. It makes my heart beat fervently. I tell you, I’d rather fall in love over and over again than to blend in with millions of heartless zombies who resolved to play safe.

(Payo ni Inday kay Ederlyn na ayaw na ma-inlove.)

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I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why, for some reasons, has my emptiness made itself manifests, extending to that niche where I was given life and growth, that because of austerity I was made separated from.

(Si Inday habang hindi makatulog dahil na-ho-homesick.)

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I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of work that you want. My creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost d work progress

(Sagot ni Inday sa bago niyang papasukan.)

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Amo: Inday di ba nanood ka ng The Buzz?

Inday: Opo. Bakit mam?

Amo: Bakit daw umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA7?

Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they’ll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it’s harder when people can’t understand you for doing so.

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A change in the weather patterns might have occurred causing havoc to affected surroundings. The way debris are scattered indicates that gust of wind was going northeast, causing damage to the path it is going..

(Sagot ni Inday sa amo nang tanungin kung bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay.)

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Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well-engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy’s cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.

(Sagot ni Inday nang tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nagkabukol si Junior.)

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Listening to the nonsense talk about someone’s life is a pathetic way of entertainment. It doesn’t contribute to the good of society. I hate character assassinators!

(Reklamo ni Inday nang na-tsismis siya ng kapitbahay.)

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Off you go! Under no circumstances this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution…

(Inday, pinapaalis ang makulet na pulubi sa gate.)

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Misis: Inday! Pagkatapos mong maglaba, linisin mo buong bahay pati kisame at kaskasin mo yung tiles ng dalawang pool! Paliguan mo na yung tatlong aso at magluto ka na ng hapunan dahil maya-maya lang, darating na ang sir mo. Tapos, pumunta ka kina Mrs Rosales, dalhin mo yung apat na malalaking kahon. Bumili ka na din ng isang galing mantika, ketchup, toyo, 10 sardinas, 20 corned beef, 30 century tuna, 15 maling, at isang sakong bigas. Oh, heto pera. Sakto yan. Maglakad ka na lang at strike mga tricycle ngayon, okay?

Inday: Tang ina mo!

(Ito ‘yong panahong wala pang “manners” si Inday. Nabastusan ang amo kay Inday Kaya pinag-aral siya ng manners sa Inglatera.)

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I’ve been living with a shadow overhead
I’ve been sleeping with a cloud above my bed
I’ve been lonely for so long
Trapped in the past, I just can’t seem to move on

I’ve been hiding all my hopes and dreams away
Just in case I ever need em again someday
I’ve been setting aside time
To clear a little space in the corners of my mind

All I want to do is find a way back into love
I can’t make it through without a way back into love
Oh oh oh

I’ve been watching but the stars refuse to shine
I’ve been searching but I just don’t see the signs
I know that it’s out there
There’s got to be something for my soul somewhere

I’ve been looking for someone to shed some light
Not just somebody just to get me throught the night
I could use some direction
And I’m open to your suggestions

All I want to do is find a way back into love
I can’t make it through without a way back into love
And if I open my heart again
I guess I’m hoping you’ll be there for me in the end

There are moments when I don’t know if it’s real
Or if anybody feels the way I feel
I need inspiration
Not just another negotiation

All I want to do is find a way back into love
I can’t make it through without a way back into love
And if I open my heart to you
I’m hoping you’ll show me what to do
And if you help me to start again
You know that I’ll be there for you in the end

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Nakita ko sa CR habang nagpapalit ako ng damit..

“Please, kung kayo dudumi, pakibuhusan naman kung ayaw mag plush. Thank-u. Yong timba nasa cr ng lalaki”

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